School Jokes
In a Social Studies class...TEACHER: A woman who is 100% sure of where are husband is, is called?AKPOS: A widow.
PREMIERSHIP WAEC EXAMINATION.DURATION: 48 HrsATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.SECTION A.1. Discuss the fall of Chelsea and the rise of Leicester in relation to season 2015/16 (20marks).2....
In an International Mathematics competition...How do you write 4 in between 5?CHINESE: Is this a Joke?JAPANESE: Impossible!AMERICAN: The question is wrong.BRITON: Not found on the...
In an English Class...TEACHER: "I killed a person". Convert this sentence into future tense. AKPOS: "You will go to jail".
TEACHER: What is the opposite of good?LINDA: BadTEACHER: Correct! (Looking at Akpos) You, what is the opposite of original?AKPOS: China...
In an English class...TEACHER: Mercy swept the whole Compound! What type of sentence is that?AKPOS: Compound sentence sir!
Do you know that... Ali is no longer a boy?Simbi is now a mother with two children?Chike is no longer the river boy, but he is now a marine engineer?Edet no longer lives in...
A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "Silverbird Cinemas is fascinating."The teacher says, "No, I said, '...
This letter is for the teachers that taught me during my secondary school days...To my MATHEMATICS TEACHER, you did well, but the formulas and quadratic equations you taught in...
TEACHER: If something happening now is Present Tense, what tense will you call it if it happened yesterday?AKPOS: ABSENT TENSE