School Jokes
TEACHER: If something happening now is Present Tense, what tense will you call it if it happened yesterday?AKPOS: ABSENT TENSE
In an English class, the teacher wants to test the knowledge of her students...TEACHER: Can anyone tell me the opposite of big?JANE: (raises up her hand) Small. TEACHER: Good!...
In an English Class...TEACHER: The sentence, 'My father had money' is in the past. Now Akpos, what tense would you be speaking in if you said, 'My father has money'?Akpos promptly...
In a Mathematics class, the following conversation ensued between the teacher and the students... TEACHER: Joy, stand up and tell me any Mathematics Formula. JOY: The...
This is the second letter to my ex-teachers, Principal and staffs...To my GOVERNMENT TEACHER, I was your favourite student before I switched to science, the way you were talking...
In an English class...TEACHER: Can anyone spell, 'Delicious'.Akpos stood up confidently...AKPOS: D I L I S O U S, DELICIOUS.TEACHER: Nonsense Akpos! You are as useless as the P in...
In a Physics class...TEACHER: How do you convert centimeter to meter?AKPOS: You remove centi.
TEACHER: Akpos, you've a good result; B2 in English, A1 in Biology, B3 in Agric, B2 in Economics, A1 in Maths, B3 in Commerce.AKPOS: Thank you sir.TEACHER: But Akpos, why did you'...
Akpos farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class. The principal walks by and sees him...