School Jokes
In an English Class...TEACHER: The sentence, 'My father had money' is in the past. Now Akpos, what tense would you be speaking in if you said, 'My father has money'?Akpos promptly...
In an English class...TEACHER: Mercy swept the whole Compound! What type of sentence is that?AKPOS: Compound sentence sir!
Do you know that... Ali is no longer a boy?Simbi is now a mother with two children?Chike is no longer the river boy, but he is now a marine engineer?Edet no longer lives in...
A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "Silverbird Cinemas is fascinating."The teacher says, "No, I said, '...
Letter from a Teacher to a child's Parents: "Dear Parents,Malik is not smelling nice in class, will you please wash him properly.Parents' reply:"Dear Teacher, Malik is not a rose...
TEACHER: Our topic today is question tag. E.g, Michael is a boy. Isn't he? Yes, he is. Can I have other examples? KWAME: We will chop yam today. Chopin't we?TEACHER: Wrong! Can...
In a Mathematics Class...TEACHER: Who can define what MATHS is? AKPOS: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students!
A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level..."I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.JAMES: I will look for...
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:Name: GirlSymbol: GlAtomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:1. Boils at any time,2. Melts when handled with...
A boy, writing his WAEC exams, went to the exam centre with his boss. The boss waited at the gate while he sat to write his Commerce paper. After the exams, he met his boss at...