The Stolen Goat

Kunle stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court.

JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty?

KUNLE: My Lord, I’m not guilty.

JUDGE: How come you were arrested and brought before the court for stealing a goat?

KUNLE: My Lord, I was just passing by Mr. Darlington's house and I saw a very big rope tied to a tree. I said to myself, "maybe the tree is trying to commit suicide," so I rescued the tree and took the rope home. My Lord… I swear I didn’t realise there was a goat tied to the rope until now!

The Judge freed Kunle.

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NICE JOKE

Jane's picture

lol, damn funny

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so hilarous

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I LOVE dis joke so much__-keep it up dear

FAITH's picture

I LOVE IT

ANITA's picture

KUNLE IS TOO BLIND TO SEE THE GOAT

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NICE ONE

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WONDERFUL

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I love the joke keep it up

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