The Stolen Goat

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 09/28/2016 - 17:01

Kunle stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court.

JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty?

KUNLE: My Lord, I’m not guilty.

JUDGE: How come you were arrested and brought before the court for stealing a goat?

KUNLE: My Lord, I was just passing by Mr. Darlington's house and I saw a very big rope tied to a tree. I said to myself, "maybe the tree is trying to commit suicide," so I rescued the tree and took the rope home. My Lord… I swear I didn’t realise there was a goat tied to the rope until now!

The Judge freed Kunle.

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@DaxMan

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BARIKISU ASSAN's picture

NICE JOKE

BARIKISU ASSAN on Sat, 12/31/2016 - 21:58

NICE JOKE

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Jane's picture

lol, damn funny

Jane on Sat, 05/20/2017 - 18:52

lol, damn funny

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endurance's picture

so hilarous

endurance on Sun, 05/28/2017 - 19:03

so hilarous

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DEJI's picture

I LOVE dis joke so much__

DEJI on Sun, 06/18/2017 - 09:19

I LOVE dis joke so much__-keep it up dear

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FAITH's picture

I LOVE IT

FAITH on Tue, 07/11/2017 - 11:52

I LOVE IT

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ANITA's picture

KUNLE IS TOO BLIND TO SEE THE

ANITA on Fri, 08/04/2017 - 20:57

KUNLE IS TOO BLIND TO SEE THE GOAT

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OLAMILEKAN 's picture

NICE ONE

OLAMILEKAN on Sun, 08/06/2017 - 08:52

NICE ONE

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ZIDANE's picture

WONDERFUL

ZIDANE on Fri, 09/08/2017 - 20:34

WONDERFUL

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lovely's picture

I love the joke keep it up

lovely on Fri, 10/20/2017 - 07:31

I love the joke keep it up

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RAMAT's picture

DIS JOKES EN I DEY ENJOY AM

RAMAT on Tue, 10/31/2017 - 13:17

DIS JOKES EN I DEY ENJOY AM

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Odogwu na singapore's picture

I dey enjoy the joke

Odogwu na singapore on Wed, 11/01/2017 - 16:07

I dey enjoy the joke

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VERA's picture

WOW

VERA on Wed, 12/27/2017 - 20:24

WOW

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JESSICA's picture

dat is funy

JESSICA on Thu, 01/18/2018 - 16:03

dat is funy

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OREBIYI OPEYEMI's picture

I luv dis joke

OREBIYI OPEYEMI on Sat, 01/27/2018 - 00:31

I luv dis joke

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i luv dis

Olaoluwa Akinlaja on Sun, 01/28/2018 - 08:18

i luv dis

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bussy brain's picture

Ho! my GOD

bussy brain on Mon, 03/05/2018 - 15:23

Ho! my GOD

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VICTORY .O. OGOMEGBUNEM's picture

SO LOVELY

VICTORY .O. OGO... on Fri, 04/20/2018 - 11:00

SO LOVELY

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Olajide Ifeoluwa's picture

INSTERESTING

Olajide Ifeoluwa on Fri, 06/15/2018 - 12:18

INSTERESTING

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Queen's picture

Lolz funny joke

Queen on Sun, 07/15/2018 - 07:51

Lolz funny joke

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Lol

Olas on Thu, 04/30/2020 - 15:11

Lol

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LASTBORN's picture

Kunle is the suicide rescue

LASTBORN on Sat, 07/11/2020 - 18:48

Kunle is the suicide rescue boy for trees (only)

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Oladapo's picture

Superb

Oladapo on Mon, 08/24/2020 - 21:01

Superb

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Emmy Jr's picture

Lol

Emmy Jr on Sun, 01/10/2021 - 17:54

Lol

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Juicy Lips's picture

This is hilarious

Juicy Lips on Mon, 02/15/2021 - 07:13

This is hilarious

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Pea jay's picture

U think sey u wise

Pea jay on Fri, 09/03/2021 - 08:44

U think sey u wise

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Abdulganiyu's picture

Bad guy

Abdulganiyu on Mon, 09/23/2024 - 21:06

Bad guy

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Drake15's picture

Good

Drake15 on Sun, 09/19/2021 - 18:11

Good

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arafat 1's picture

Silly asshole

arafat 1 on Mon, 10/04/2021 - 06:52

Silly asshole

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Pretty E's picture

Wow Dat Funny Keep It Up

Pretty E on Fri, 12/31/2021 - 15:18

Wow Dat Funny Keep It Up

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pashin kish's picture

sorry judge

pashin kish on Wed, 12/06/2023 - 15:03

sorry judge

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@della's picture

Na so he blind reach but

@della on Thu, 12/21/2023 - 09:03

Na so he blind reach but amazing joke

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