The Stolen Goat

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 09/28/2016 - 17:01

Kunle stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court.

JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty?

KUNLE: My Lord, I’m not guilty.

JUDGE: How come you were arrested and brought before the court for stealing a goat?

KUNLE: My Lord, I was just passing by Mr. Darlington's house and I saw a very big rope tied to a tree. I said to myself, "maybe the tree is trying to commit suicide," so I rescued the tree and took the rope home. My Lord… I swear I didn’t realise there was a goat tied to the rope until now!

The Judge freed Kunle.

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BARIKISU ASSAN

NICE JOKE

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Jane

lol, damn funny

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endurance

so hilarous

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DEJI

I LOVE dis joke so much__-keep it up dear

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FAITH

I LOVE IT

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ANITA

KUNLE IS TOO BLIND TO SEE THE GOAT

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OLAMILEKAN

NICE ONE

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ZIDANE

WONDERFUL

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lovely

I love the joke keep it up

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RAMAT

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Odogwu na singapore

I dey enjoy the joke

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VERA

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JESSICA

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OREBIYI OPEYEMI

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Olaoluwa Akinlaja

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bussy brain

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VICTORY .O. OGO...

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Olajide Ifeoluwa

INSTERESTING

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Queen

Lolz funny joke

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