The Stolen Goat
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 09/28/2016 - 17:01
Kunle stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court.
JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty?
KUNLE: My Lord, I’m not guilty.
JUDGE: How come you were arrested and brought before the court for stealing a goat?
KUNLE: My Lord, I was just passing by Mr. Darlington's house and I saw a very big rope tied to a tree. I said to myself, "maybe the tree is trying to commit suicide," so I rescued the tree and took the rope home. My Lord… I swear I didn’t realise there was a goat tied to the rope until now!
The Judge freed Kunle.
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DEJI
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FAITH
I LOVE IT
KUNLE IS TOO BLIND TO SEE THE
ANITA
KUNLE IS TOO BLIND TO SEE THE GOAT
NICE ONE
OLAMILEKAN
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