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Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 09/14/2016 - 15:31

Did you hear the story about Chike's new venture?

He's opened a zoo.
Yes, a zoo.
And made the entry fee N5,000.

When nobody showed up, he reduced it to N2,500.

When no one still came, he further reduced it to N2,000. And then N1,000.

Until finally, he made it 'free' entry.

And the place is now packed for the holidays.

Anyway, heard that, about 20 minutes ago, he has released the lion and is now charging a N10,000 'exit' fee.

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@Oshonbi
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fenko 's picture

fenko

Hahahaha very high profit. Bravo Chike!!!

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glitters

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ogundele funmilayo's picture

ogundele funmilayo

Dat nigerian 4 u we like free tins after getting dat free tin we now put our selves into trouble

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Iyke Moji

Gud one

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arafat 1

They all deserve it because they did not what to pay the entering fee.

Smart's picture

Smart

The person wise well well

ÏƊÉRÂ's picture

ÏƊÉRÂ

Them for no pay na

Promzzy sabastian's picture

Promzzy sabastian

them like free stuff

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Cartel_kid

Mad business idea,better profit

My choice's picture

My choice

Wise man

Ash's picture

Ash

Ur own story should be chike and the zoo

Akaa junior

Profitability thinking

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Commander die

Anybody wey no fit pay go turn lion suya

Robin

True bro

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Pretty Nessa

Hi,im new here

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