Dead Promise

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/22/2016 - 17:16

An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral.

One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were...

One of the dead shouted, "Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!"

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@Foloja
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Daniel K Curtis's picture

Daniel K Curtis

Wow I love this joke,its very funny tho

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eve

laugh wan kill me here

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Obeji ifesinachi . E

That is nice, dn't be triscky in any aspect

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zaveshe lawani

Funny Akpos

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Aishat Muhammed

The joke is so wonderful.

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ABDULLATEEF

WOW THIS IS GOOD AND INTERESTINE JOKE

Oladapo's picture

Oladapo

Interesting not interestine

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Iyke Moji

I tire oo

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JESSICA

Wow dat funy

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Abra laycon

Funny and not funy, hmmm don't confuse your Ancestors

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BUSS BRAIN

Funke aiyemi

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HORSINDARA ADEYEMI

WOW I DON LAUGH DIE O

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Mary solomon

Hmmm die at once na

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Mary solomon

Laugh wan kee me

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juwon

i love this joke

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Oladapo

I luv dat Sharp guy

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Abra laycon

Good joke

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arafat 1

Thats wat money does!!!

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arafat 1

Thats wat money does!!!

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Smart

What!!!

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