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Crazy Nonsense
... got a babe's number and you used "chick" to store her name. Is her Mum a fowl? You bought suya for your woman, she ate everything while ... are you an MTN customer care agent? You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. Were you expecting her ...
Anonymous - 04/17/2024 - 13:36 - 1 comment
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The Doctor's Clinic
... back pain. The doctor examines him and asks, "Tell me, what happened to your back?" The patient replies, "Sir, I work for a local ... came in. He looks like he was punished in hell. The doctor is shocked. He asked, "What in the hell happened to you?!" The patient ...
Anonymous - 04/14/2024 - 13:29 - 0 comments
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Whatsapp Status
... "Sleeping" since 3 days. He's probably dead. 2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he hasn't reached Dubai! 3. Someone's ... there, just guessing 9. Someone's own "At school". What the hell are we gonna do about your being in school, save us the story, ...
Anonymous - 04/14/2024 - 13:28 - 0 comments
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Farmer's Bad Day
A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" FARMER: Some things you just can't explain. MAN: So what happened that's so horrible? FARMER: Well, today I was sitting by my cow ...
Anonymous - 04/14/2024 - 12:17 - 0 comments
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The Law Student
... have to give me "A". The Professor agreed. Boy asked, "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?" ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:40 - 3 comments
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The Atheist and A Bear
... the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to ... as for this one oluwa is angel rock on Wed, 12/09/2015 - ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:40 - 1 comment
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Is this a joke
... on his performance while working for shell. INTERVIEWER: What is your current pay at Shell and what are you looking at with Chevron? ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:43 - 0 comments
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Breaking Bad News
... At dawn, the telephone rings. "Hello, Mr Robert? This is Asher, your country house caretaker" "Ah yes, Asher. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Erm...I am just calling to ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:43 - 1 comment
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Watch your language
... went to a bank and demanded to see the manager. MAN: Where is the f#!*king manager in this f#!*king bank? CASHIER: I'm very sorry sir but we don't use that kind of language bank. MAN: What the f#!*k CASHIER: Sir, you have to watch your language... The ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:40 - 0 comments
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Type Of Slaps
... When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away. RESOUNDING SLAP This is after you are hit, ... SLAP This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing. You find yourself asking questions like, "What did I ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:44 - 1 comment