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Smoking A Joint
A monkey is sitting up a big tree... smoking a joint... when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Monkey! What are you doing?" The Monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have ... too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks ...
Anonymous - 09/27/2023 - 19:08 - 0 comments
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Engineering Experiment
... asked why he was still on the plane and he replied, "I know what I am teaching them. If this plane is made by our students, then it will not start." Author: ...
Anonymous - 09/27/2023 - 19:33 - 0 comments
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The Degree
A grandma is shopping with her grandson. The grandson picks up a toy and the grandma ... Put the toy back!" A woman who was shopping heard this and asked, "Is that his name?" The grandma replied, "Yes, I sent his mother to university and this is what she brought back." Author: @sheryl-ann ...
Anonymous - 09/27/2023 - 17:22 - 0 comments
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He Kicks It!
Akpos, the son of a farmer, wakes up in the morning and is starving, so he goes downstairs for breakfast. His mom says, "Before you ... a cold bowl of custard on the table in front of him. "What's this?", Akpos says. "Where's my warm breakfast?!" The mom says, ...
Anonymous - 09/27/2023 - 16:54 - 0 comments
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15 Men
... to stupor. Scared, he runs over to him and asks, "Guy, what's all this about?" And his friend replies, "Stephie wants to kill me. ... God won't forgive her if she has sex with me because she is faithful to God and won't have premarital sex with her fiance. Well I'm ok ...
Anonymous - 09/26/2023 - 20:52 - 0 comments
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A Lucky Driver
... he has just won $5000 in a safety competition all because he is wearing his seatbelt. "What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks. The man ...
Anonymous - 09/26/2023 - 20:09 - 0 comments
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Serious Problem
... "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." "What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. "Well, I'm 35 years old and I ... I try, I just seem to scare them away." "My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each ...
Anonymous - 09/24/2023 - 21:47 - 1 comment
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Used Condoms
... From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi. WIFE: What about the lipstick on your mouth? AKPOS: Oh! I got it from my friend ... me silly questions. I want to sleep. WIFE: (crying) This is not fair at all! When I use them, I dont bring them home. AKPOS: (sitting ...
Anonymous - 09/24/2023 - 21:19 - 0 comments
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The Sneeze
... quite violently in her seat. The man isn’t sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading his newspaper. A few minutes pass. ... more curious says, “I’ve never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?” The woman looks at him and says, ...
Anonymous - 09/22/2023 - 16:08 - 8 comments
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My Computer
... Akpos rings technical support: AKPOS: Hello, my internet is not working properly. TECHNICIAN: Ok, double click on ??My computer??. ... on your computer Ok, double click on it. AKPOS: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer?! TECHNICIAN: ...
Anonymous - 09/21/2023 - 20:21 - 0 comments