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2nd Semester Exams For All DepartmentsCourse: Love Mathematics.Course code: LMS111All questions carry equal marks.Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.1. If a girl is in love for 10...

IJEOMA: Biodun says I'm ugly, but then Emeka says I'm pretty. What do you think Akpos?Akpos: A bit of both. I'd say you're pretty ugly.

Yesterday, I had only N3,000 in my pocket and I was very hungry. But I wanted to eat good food, so I went to one high class hotel at Ikeja, Lagos and made an order for the most...

Akpos' girlfriend walked in and found panties hanging on the wall!GIRLFRIEND: (furious) Whose panties are those?AKPOS: (calm) Are you wearing yours?GIRLFRIEND: Yes I am!AKPOS:...

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and Cynthia:CYNTHIA: I hate my bank!AKPOS: Why?CYNTHIA: They've been frustrating all day. I was in the bank all day trying to...

A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. POLICE: Do you know where you were going? BLONDE: No, but wherever it is, it must be...

I've you ever wondered why many girls use smileys and short replies when chatting nowadays? Seriously, I have come to realize why most girls do.I was chatting with this babe...

Akpos was the only black man on a cruise ship that was about to sink. He was the toilet cleaner on the ship. The white people looked among themselves for someone to pray but no...

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear-splitting yell.""My dear," the...

A man was preaching to a girl. this is the conversation that ensued:MAN: In moments of temptation, ask yourself, if an hour of pleasure is worth a lifetime of shame in hell? GIRL...