All Jokes
WHAT WILL YOU DO IF THIS IS YOUR SON?At a dinner filled with friends, neigbours and extended family members, a little boy of about 8 years was asked to lead in prayers."Dear lord...
One afternoon, Akpos arrived home with a sad news for his wife.AKPOS: Wife, I just received a call, my mother (mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for...
At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician's wife noticed another guest, a big, over sexed blonde, making overtures at her husband. It was a large, informal gathering, so she tried...
A guy knocked at Akpos' door asking for a donation for the local primary school's swimming pool.So Akpos went inside his house and came back saying, "Here, have a cup of water."
A police officer caught a drunk man having sex with a dead woman.POLICE: Hey, how can you rape a dead person? Are you mad?!MAN: No Constable, I'm not mad. Me and her had an...
Reasons why you must own the new iPhone6 which costs about N458,000 ($3,000):You can email your ancestors, detect the dreaded Ebola and ping your village deity.If you hold the...
A pedestrian was walking along the road. He wanted to cross over, so he used the side which has a zebra sign and a caution ZEBRA CROSSING boldly written on the floor even though...
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his father when they could discuss his use of the car.His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your...
A man died and arrived at the gate of heaven and saw St. Peter there. St. Peter looks through his book and tells him, "I don't see any reason why we should let you in. You don't...