All Jokes

Money has different names:1. When you owe someone (DEBT)2. In church it's called (OFFERING)3. When you borrow from the bank (LOAN)4. When you offer after a service (TIP)5. In...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Nairobi recently was faced with a unique problem.A number of senior secondary school girls were beginning to use lipstick...

My wife opened the front door to find the rose petals I'd sprinkled on the floor. They led her down the hallway, into the lounge, round the sofa, back out again and into the...

BOSS: How come you sold 20 bundles of recharge cards worth N15,000 for N1,500? I need an explanation!AKPOS: Sir, I did not sell 20 bundle of recharge cards for N1,500.BOSS: (...

A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, "Mr. Akpos, you are hereby fined N1000." The lawyer stood up and said, "Thanks, my Lord, however my...

TEACHER: Who can tell us a Touching Story?Akpos raised his hands.TEACHER: Ok Akpos, go on.AKPOS: One day, I was coming back from the farm, suddenly a girl blocked my way, I...

Sorry in advance to all my Ibadan peeps.Only Ibadan girls use Fire Extinguisher to put off the Firewood after cooking.Ibadan People pronounce Yvonne Nelson as Weavon Nessi.When...

FIVE WAYS TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:1. Don't ask for money!2. Never ask him for money!3. I say forget about asking for money!4. Don't even think about money!5. Reject when he gives you...

I cornered my new secretary at work today and asked her for sex."Err, I'd like to keep it professional, if you don't mind." She told me.So I offered to pay for it.

Five Ways to Catch a Tiger!American Police Style: Allow the tiger to catch you, then you catch the tiger.China Police Style: Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then you catch...