All Jokes

PRINCIPAL: Why were you absent yesterday? AKPOS: I attended a burial ma. PRINCIPAL: Hmm! That will not stop me from punishing you today. Now answer me... Who died? AKPOS: The...

Money has different names:1. When you owe someone (DEBT)2. In church it's called (OFFERING)3. When you borrow from the bank (LOAN)4. When you offer after a service (TIP)5. In...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Nairobi recently was faced with a unique problem.A number of senior secondary school girls were beginning to use lipstick...

My wife opened the front door to find the rose petals I'd sprinkled on the floor. They led her down the hallway, into the lounge, round the sofa, back out again and into the...

BOSS: How come you sold 20 bundles of recharge cards worth N15,000 for N1,500? I need an explanation!AKPOS: Sir, I did not sell 20 bundle of recharge cards for N1,500.BOSS: (...

A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, "Mr. Akpos, you are hereby fined N1000." The lawyer stood up and said, "Thanks, my Lord, however my...

Akpos got 0% marks in an exam and was surprised because all his answers were seemingly correct!The questions and answers below: Q.1- In which battle did Usman Dan Fodio Die?Ans.-...

Sorry in advance to all my Ibadan peeps.Only Ibadan girls use Fire Extinguisher to put off the Firewood after cooking.Ibadan People pronounce Yvonne Nelson as Weavon Nessi.When...

FIVE WAYS TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:1. Don't ask for money!2. Never ask him for money!3. I say forget about asking for money!4. Don't even think about money!5. Reject when he gives you...

I cornered my new secretary at work today and asked her for sex."Err, I'd like to keep it professional, if you don't mind." She told me.So I offered to pay for it.