All Jokes
A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband abruptly looks across at her, speaking in a clear...
A very fat woman went to see her doctor for weight reduction therapy.DOCTOR : Take a half teacup of tea every morning, one ball of kenkey (small size) every afternoon and three...
One fateful day a doctor was in his office when Akpos came running in with a badly injured girl in his hands, and the following conversation takes place.DOCTOR: What happened to...
A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says...
MAN: "Hello"WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes."WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.00; is it OK if I buy...
Dear Sir,APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENTI refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.Each time I...
Apology Letter from a hospital to a Patient. "Dear sir, we have good news! Lab results confirmed that red rashes around your p***s was not Cancer, it was lipstick, we apologize...
Two mountain climbers reached the top of a mountain when one fell into a large crack. "Are you ok?", the other one asked. "Not really", said the other. "Ok I'll drop a rope down...
TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? AKPOS: A teacher!
TEACHER: If your father has N10, and you asked for N5, how much will your father have?AKPOS: N10TEACHER: You don't know Maths.AKPOS: You don't know my father!