All Jokes

AKPOS: Papa when I go to HEAVEN, I will ask Mama why she died without notice.PAPA: What if she is in HELL?AKPOS: Ah Papa! You will then have to ask her.

AKPOS: Swthrt lets play hide and seek.... EKAETTE: Noooooo, the last time we did, I didn't find you till Feb 15th.

A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings, text me your first night experience and don't forget...

An American was visiting Nigeria for the first time, so he boarded a taxi from the airport to his hotel, on the way the American saw a beautiful building and asked the driver, "...

A man answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor. DOCTOR: Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost...

During church service this 16 year old pastor's daughter stood up and says "Praise the Lord". Everybody shouted "Halleluyah"She continued "since the tender age of 13 I've been...

TEACHER: Akpos name any type of flower you know.AKPOS: Chrysanthum.TEACHER: Spell it!AKPOS: [Laughs] Aunty, no please, rose...R-O-S-E

Hi Uncle Wandile, I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2 km from home & my car engine started to overheat so I had to...

An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition. An hausa man asked...

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon....