All Jokes

Wife thinks, "Why is he not talking to me? Is he thinking of another woman? Is he seeing someone else? Don't I appeal to him anymore? Is he trying to dump me? Is he now finding me...

A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd...

A couple went to the zoo, as they passed a gorilla's cage the girlfriend said "babe did you know that the gorilla resembles a man in its behavior? The boyfriend got annoyed but...

A man was trying to show his 15 year old son the danger in taking alcohol so he brought earthworm and alcohol. He poured the alcohol on the earth worm. After a little while the...

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested,...

EKAETTE: Akpos, why did you wake me up at this time of the night?AKPOS: You forgot to take your sleeping pills.

A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings, text me your first night experience and don't forget...

WIFE: I will die.AKPOS: I will also die.WIFE: Why will you die?AKPOS: Because I can't bear that much happiness

Akpos goes to a store for groceries. He finds cat food at a very special low price. He buys a dozen cans of cat food. The manager sees this and thinks that Akpos probably doesn't...

A black man and white man were seated on plane. The black man had a bunch of banana, while the white man had a monkey. The black man wanted to go to the toilet, he said to the...