All Jokes

You son of a b****, you took my daughters virginity away! The young man smiles and replies, "Don't worry sir, it won't happen again"

Jane was called by an Unknown number. UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?JANE: Yeah.UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its your dad. I'm coming so that you'll tell me when you...

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts...

Akpos opened his eyes after a surgical operation and breathed "Thank God it's over". A man on the other side of his bed said, "don't be so sure, they left an injection in my belly...

A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"The husband replied, "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it...

A man wanted to marry a lady, so he went to the lady's father and asked for her hand in marriage. The lady's father said, "it's OK but on two conditions, you screw the goat and...

A man was driving down the street, and he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking space. Looking up towards the Heaven, he said, "Lord, have pity on me. If you find...

TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? AKPOS: A teacher!

This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her...

A Man came home from work last night and said to his wife "I have been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and get to employ my own secretary"Wife says...