All Jokes
A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me...
1. Real Madrid Boys: They only go in for expensive ladies (Galacticos). When they set their eyes on you, you will fall for them. Their offers are very tempting and sweet to go by...
A guy asked a girl out. Their conversation goes thus... GUY: Will you go out with me this Saturday? GIRL: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
A drunk guy had a bit too much to drink. Walking into a courthouse he shouts, “All lawyers are thieves!” A man stands up and says, “Hey,don’t talk like that to me!” The...
After 35 years, mailman George decides to retire. On his last day, he makes his usual rounds. When he arrives at the first house, the whole family comes out, congratulates him...
Four types of s*x in a marriage: 1. The first one is Kitchen S*x. This is when you are newlyweds, and you’re still having fun, so you do it anywhere, anytime – but mostly the...
A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day...
A "wise" guy was traveling in his private car along the road when he saw a huge bushmeat hanging on a stick from afar and decided to buy it. He stopped hIs car and asked, "Madam,...
What men say vs what they really mean... Statement: "I'm a Romantic." True Meaning: "I'm poor." Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." True Meaning: "You...
Imagine you are outside playing with a baby (infant) with just a towel covering your body and as you throw the baby up, your towel looses grip while there are so many people...