General Jokes
In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman planned a trip to Warri. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by a local...
I saw a poster inviting interested individuals to be present in a certain compound for a traditional marriage scene of a Nollywood movie. The idea of getting money from this came...
There were three men in a plane... a Yoruba man, an Igbo man and a Hausa man. In midflight, the plane had an engine failure.The three men panicked and decided to jump from the...
A man went to visit his friend at home. When they went together to the bar, the friend said, "Did you know that 90 out of 100 women with brown eyes cheat on their husband?" "No, I...
A fat woman and a thin woman went to the gym. On getting out, this conversation took place... FAT WOMAN: (Angry) God, I will destroy the talking weighing machine one day. THIN...
Akpos' mother goes to see a child counsellor and the following conversation ensues...MOTHER: My son is so skilled at stealing. He gets to steal all the money I keep, irrespective...
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."I bought her a bathroom scale.
A conversation between 2 retailers...UCHE: Emeka, how's your business?EMEKA: Business is really bad! Yesterday I sold one dress.UCHE: That's really bad, how about today?EMEKA:...
A mad man was walking unclad in the a zoo. On seeing him, all the animals started running away from him. The Hyena asked the Lion, ''Lion, why are you afraid of that animal?" The...
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the boss's' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the...