General Jokes
Kelvin and James went for an interview. James entered first. The interviewer asked James, "Who is the President of the United States, how old is the earth and do you believe in...
My Uncle and his wife moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while eating breakfast, his wife saw her new neighbour through the window hanging clothes outside. "Those...
They were four deadly smokers in a small town. The four of them were close friends and they will always walk around the street everyday smoking.One day, they strolled into a...
My Boss was walking past me to his office one morning and said, ''Jide, I need your assistance now in my office!" I said, ''Okay sir!'' I ran home and brought Bello. Together, we...
Akpos was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.It wasn't long before Captain Taiwo...
A girl added me on BBM and started chatting with meHER: Thanks for accepting.ME: You're welcome.HER: Hope your ok?ME : Yes and you?HER: Fine. How about your health?ME: All fine....
It was two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello?... How the heck do I know?...
When my husband and I arrived at a mechanic shop to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.We went to the service department and found a...
I was in a car travelling to Lagos. The girls in front of me were having a conversation about their first time experience in a plane...The first girl said, "Kate, you won't...
SEATBELT: Man, put your seatbelt on.ME: Don't worry, I'm just going around the neighbourhoodSEATBELT: Well, when your ass crashes around the neighbourhood, you'll tell me.