General Jokes

A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in India:Dear Sunita, Darling, I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's...

Akpos left for the Airport and came back 30 minutes later: TSHABALALA: What happened? AKPOS: Airport don go o. As I reach, I see poster with AIRPORT LEFT.

A journalist was standing by the roadside. Suddenly, he heard a car screech and saw a huge crowd gather at the other end of the road.He got to the scene of the accident 5 minutes...

Two grown men, fighting on the street, were arrested by a police officer and taken to the police station. At the police station, they were asked what the bone of contention was....

A woman prepared some vegetable soup for herself and her husband. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began.HUSBAND: Where did you get the vegetables from?WIFE...

A woman from Polokwane calls a nearby police station and the following conversation ensued:WOMAN: [crying] I sent my husband to buy potatoes it's been 6 hours and he hasn't...

A man went to a bar and parked his bike close to where Akpos was standing.After some couple of drinks, the man came out and was about to leave when he noticed his bike was missing...

A man walked into a hotel and ordered Jollof rice and meat, he finished eating his food and was eating his meat when he suddenly shouted and called for the manager! MANAGER: Sir,...

AKPOS: Boss, you called me?BOSS: Yes, go home and make love with your wife. You need it.AKPOS: (after an hour, he called his boss) Done sir.BOSS: Do it again.AKPOS: Done again,...

An applicant was filling out a job application.When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"He wrote, "No."The next question, intended for people who had answered...