General Jokes

A woman was caught fishing at a dam in a prohibited area. The guard said, "You are under arrest for fishing in a prohibited area." The woman said, "No I am not fishing, I am just...

After a big accident, Sonto was crying "O God! I have lost my left hand?"AKPOS: Control yourself my friend! Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying?

A Girl before marriage looks like a Barbie Doll. After marriage, a BeautIful Doll. After one year of marriage, a Nice Doll. After two years, only a Doll. After 5 years, PANADOLL.

A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in India:Dear Sunita, Darling, I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's...

Akpos left for the Airport and came back 30 minutes later: TSHABALALA: What happened? AKPOS: Airport don go o. As I reach, I see poster with AIRPORT LEFT.

TEACHER: Who is the President of Kenya? ASAMOAH: Kenyatta.TEACHER: Good Asamoah! Kwame, who is the President of Ghana?KWAME: Ghanatta.

Three sons left home to make their fortunes and did very well. one day, the three competitive brothers got back together to discuss the gift that they were giving their elderly...

Jonathan met with the Queen of England.He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.""Well," said the...

I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said: VOICE: Hi, how are you?ME: Embarrassed I'm doing fine?VOICE: So what are you up to? ME:...

A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man, "this donkey has been trained in a very unique way. The only way to make the donkey go is to say Hallelujah, and...