School Jokes
Teacher enters into a class, "Who can give me a name of an animal that starts with the letter L?"Joy stood up and said, "Lion." The teacher said, "That's good! Who can also give...
TEACHER: Akpos, can you differentiate between a horse and a zebra?AKPOS: Yes sir.TEACHER: (brings a picture of a horse) Which one is this?AKPOS: It's a horse, sir.TEACHER:...
So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny...
TEACHER: Kwame, you talk a lot! KWAME: It's a family tradition. TEACHER: What do you mean? KWAME: Sir, my grandfather was a street hawker, my father is a teacher. TEACHER: What...
A conversation between Akpos and his dad...DAD: So Akpos my son, are you taking any foreign language in school this year?Akpos: Yes dad, I'm taking maths.
During an English class... TEACHER: Police is your friend. What kind of statement is that? AKPOS: A stupid statement!
Akpos bursts into the house, "Daddy! My CGPA is 4.78!"The father is amazed and says "This calls for a party." The father takes Akpos on a ride around town to shopping malls and...
EXAMINATION OFFICER: What's wrong? You are looking tensed? Did you forget your ID card or calculator?STUDENT: Sir! I mistakenly brought tomorrow's examination cheating material...
In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If Taiwo has 30 bottles of Coke and he drinks 25 bottles, how many bottles will he have left?AKPOS: Taiwo will have diabetes!