School Jokes
Finally, Akpos makes us proud.Akpos represented Nigeria in an International Maths Competition. They were asked:2/10=2CHINESE STUDENT: Wrong question!INDIAN STUDENT: Not possible!...
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.The teacher says, Why are you arguing?One boy answers, We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells...
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card?"SON: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
A group of scientists organised a competition to test the intelligence of different African students at inventing things. Three African students qualified for the final. On the...
In an English Class...TEACHER: Akpos, if he is SHE, what will him be?AKPOS: Shim.
LECTURER: Ah! Joba long time! Howre you doing?JOBA: I'm good sir. I came to find out if I could gain admission into the Medical Department to fulfill my dream of becoming a doctor...
TEACHER: Akpos, how do you spell "crocodile"? AKPOS: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"TEACHER: No, that's wrong.AKPOS: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER: How old is your father?STUDENT: He is as old as me.TEACHER: (surprised) How? I don't understand.STUDENT: He became a father when I was born.
A Blonde was very broke. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the school playground, grabbed a child, took him behind a...
Akpos, doing examination:INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS.Q: Why are condoms transparent?A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted.Q: What...