School Jokes

Akpos and Okon in the office:OKON: Akpos, I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.AKPOS: Oh!OKON: Do you know who is Graham Bell?...

TEACHER: Akpos, name 10 animals you know. AKPOS: 9 Lions and an Elephant

In secondary school, I was very poor in maths. During exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks...

In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If Taiwo has 30 bottles of Coke and he drinks 25 bottles, how many bottles will he have left?AKPOS: Taiwo will have diabetes!

After falling JAMB for the 3rd time...DAD: Pass me the TV remote.ME: (passes it to him)DAD: At least you can pass something!ME: (crying)

Teacher enters into a class, "Who can give me a name of an animal that starts with the letter L?"Joy stood up and said, "Lion." The teacher said, "That's good! Who can also give...

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card?"SON: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

A Whatsapp chat between two students...KWAME: Results are out, come let's go and see the result.YAW: I'm with my dad. If you see mine, please mesaage me... If it's bad, say, "Good...

So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny...

Akpos bursts into the house, "Daddy! My CGPA is 4.78!"The father is amazed and says "This calls for a party." The father takes Akpos on a ride around town to shopping malls and...