School Jokes

Our CRK teacher promised that no one was going to pass her exams since students refused to attend her class claiming they already know the bible.She decided to give us 5 questions...

During a CRK class...TEACHER: No one knows tomorrow except ________?(Akpos raised his hands)TEACHER: Okay Akpos, tell us, who knows tomorrow?AKPOS: Sir, me!TEACHER: (surprised)...

Teacher comes in and wrote on the board, word | sentences: YamTEACHER: Someone should stand up and make a sentence with yam.OBEMU: (smartly stood up) I yam that I yam

After a Maths Examination...AKPOS: The exam was too tough, I left the paper blank.KWAME: Same here, I left it blank tooAKPOS: Oh my God! The teacher is going to think we copied...

TEACHER: Where's your homework? STUDENT: I lost it fighting this kid who said you were the worst teacher in school.

In class one day, the Teacher pulled Akpos over to his desk after a test, and said, "Akpos I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests." Akpos was astounded and...

A woman brought her daughter to a boy's father to complain about his son...WOMAN: Your son told my daughter to kiss him in front of the whole class!BOY'S FATHER: Son, why did you...

Letter from a Teacher to a child's Parents: "Dear Parents,Malik is not smelling nice in class, will you please wash him properly.Parents' reply:"Dear Teacher, Malik is not a rose...

TEACHER: Our topic today is question tag. E.g, Michael is a boy. Isn't he? Yes, he is. Can I have other examples? KWAME: We will chop yam today. Chopin't we?TEACHER: Wrong! Can...

If FOOTBALL CLUBS were to be an academic institution in Nigeria then... Arsenal will be UNIBEN - where the students work hard throughout the year, but fail to succeed. Manchester...