All Jokes
As a man was walking by his 19 year old daughter's room, he saw her bed neatly tidied and all her room tidy as well. He went in astonished to see his daughter so clean for the...
Akpos stops by to visit his friend who is paralysed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my...
The Useless Person:One who loves the smell of his own farts.The Friendly Person:One who loves the smell of other people's farts.The Proud Person:One who thinks his farts are...
A prisoner escapes from his Pretoria prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the...
A 90 year old man, who married an 18 year old young girl, went to see a doctor:OLD MAN: My 18 year wife is pregnant, your opinion doctor?DOCTOR: OK. Let me tell you a story. A...
Akpos returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside, she got confused and said, "But I had just a single note of a thousand...
Akpos and his son were listening to a radio broadcast. Eventually, the son looked at his dad and said, "Papa! These people are making a very big mistake." Akpos asked him, "Son....
A farmer caught a thief who had been stealing his yam and decided to drag him to the village square.Half way to the square, the thief said to the man, "Please, I have forgotten my...
MOTHER: My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for one year.WIFE: He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than five years, so he should be obeying me.MOTHER: I...
A Nigerian houseboy is mopping the floor and his Oyinbo madam, coming in from the shower, a towel draped around her, slips and falls, her legs flung open."Akpos," she shrieks, "I...